What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

Do you think covid 19 was never as bad as it got made out to be where we needed lockdowns and restrictions?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why is sin so sweet?

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

California schools are very liberal. Do you think California schools are teaching students to hate Republican views (views on: God, guns, prayer, secure borders, etc.)?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

Alan Alda, Mike Farrell Among Those Paying Tribute to Loretta Swit: “A Supremely Talented Actor” - The Hollywood Reporter

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

What are the best items to buy from a furniture shop?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

What were Hitler’s habits?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The International Boxing Association said that Khelif and Lin competing in Paris Olympics were disqualified from the tournament for testing positive for XY chromosomes which give an unfair advantage in the women’s division. What do you think?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

How do I identify fake friends in life?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

What was your first impression of The Carter V by Lil Wayne? Did it feel like 2008 Wayne, when you heard the first few songs.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?